Bajare ki roti nimbu ka achar

Bajare ki roti,
nimbu ka achar,
suraj ki kirne,
chand ki chandani aur apno ka pyaar.
Har jeevan ho khushal MUBARAK HO AAPKO
SANKRANTI KA TYOHAR.*
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