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Wife: "Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!"

Husband (ghusay se): "Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!"

Wife: "Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!"
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Love yourself first

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. Good Luck
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Suno aye Dost!

Suno aye Dost! Kabhi udaas ho jao to, Kabhi tanhayi ki raatein, Tumhein zyada sataein to, Kabhi titali na bole to, Aur jugnu laut jayen to, Kabhi jab dil bhi bhar jaye, Koi jab sun na paye to, Agar sab dost sathi bhi, Jo tum se rooth jayein to, Kabhi jab khud se lad lad kar, Thakan se choor ho jao, Kabhi chahte huye bhi khud akele, Ro na paao to, Apni ankhon ko band karna, Mujhe aawaz de dena, Aur phir mere tasawwur se, Jo chaho batein keh dena, Mere kandhe pe sir rakh kar, Tum jitna chaho ro lena, Phir khud mein jab laut jao to, Us he duniya chale jana, Magar bas itna kehna hai, Ke jab bhi dukh ya khushiyon mein, Hamein dil se pukaroge Hamein tum saath paoge.......!
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Kahan koi aisa mila jis par duniya luta dete,

Kahan koi aisa mila jis par duniya luta dete, Har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kis ko bhula dete.
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Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko,

Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko, Dusri kiran hasi de aapko, Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi, Bas aab jyada nahi warna garmi lagegi! Good Morning.
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Progress always involves risks

Progress always involves risks, U cantt steal 2nd base and keep ur foot on first.. Dare 2 dream & Act beyond comfort Zone..! Good Morning
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