Funny Rajnikanth and Santa Joke in Hindi

रजनीकांत और संता एक कॉम्पिटिशन में..

पहला सवाल:

8 का आधा क्या होता है?
रजनीकांत: 4

संता: Depend करता है.

अगर horizontally आधा करो तो 0
और vertically करो तो 3

रजनीकांत हार गया 😛
बड़ा आया रजनीकांत !!



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