Funny Rajnikanth and Santa Joke in Hindi
रजनीकांत और संता एक कॉम्पिटिशन में..
पहला सवाल:
8 का आधा क्या होता है?
रजनीकांत: 4
संता: Depend करता है.
अगर horizontally आधा करो तो 0
और vertically करो तो 3
रजनीकांत हार गया 😛
बड़ा आया रजनीकांत !!
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On the auspicious occasion of the victory of good over evil,
On the auspicious occasion of the victory of good over evil, may the colour, bliss and beauty of this festival be with you throughout the year!
Happy Dussehra!
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Apna hoga to sata k marham dega
Apna hoga to sata k marham dega,
Zalim hoga to apna bna k zakhm dega,
Samay se pehle pakti nahi fasal are..
boht barbadiyan abhi mousam dega.
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Na zuban se,
Na zuban se,
Na nigahon se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greeting se,
Na gift se,
Aapko Jashne Azadi Mubarak direct dil se.
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Cute Story:
Cute Story:
.
A middle class boy asks
His
high class Girlfriend:” If i
go
very poor, will you
Accept me..???
.
Girl hugs him and says I
am
always
with you..
.
Boy:” If a very rich boy
Proposes you ??
.
Girl kissed the boy and
says..
“I am sure that would
be you <3
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May your life be long and your stocks be short,
May your life be long and your stocks be short,
May your cars be hybrid and your heart be pure,
May the God create a bail-out package for your sins in the past,
May you make more per-year than Joe-the-plumber,
May you find a fountain of youth in your backyard
Wish you a very Happy pongal and a tamil New Year full of joy!
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