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HUSBAND WIFE
Wife: "Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!" Husband (ghusay se): "Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!" Wife: "Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!"
HOLI
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.
BIRTHDAYS
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din, Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai !
EXAM
टीचर: जिसको सुनाई नहीँ देता उसको क्या कहेँगे ? शिष्य: कुछ भी कह दो साले को! कौनसा सुनाई देता है!!