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HOLI
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.
MARRIAGE
Aaj aapki mangni ka din hai Dil se koi dua maang lijiye Apne pyar aur yaqeen ke saath Ye nazuk rishta baandh lijiye Happy Engagement.
ALL JOKES
After Coffee with karan star world is planning: – Tea with Modi – Horlicks with rahul & – Cough syrup with arvind
HUSBAND WIFE
Wife: "Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!" Husband (ghusay se): "Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!" Wife: "Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!"